I was denied entry into the not-so-exclusive club of people who have their apps in the store. Got an email earlier this week that said:
We couldn’t certify your app
We couldn’t certify Offline News Reader for the Windows Store because we found a problem.
To see what happened, look at the certification report from your Dashboard. Then, fix your app and submit it again.
The Windows Store team
Your app doesn't meet requirement 3.8. The launch time and suspend time of an app depends on many variables, such as system load and configuration, which can vary from one computer to another and from one test to another. Because of this variability, a launch time or a suspend time that is just under the limit in one instance could be just over the limit, and fail the test, in another. If the app's launch time or suspend time is close to the limit, review what the app is doing to handle those events and look for ways to reduce that activity. Your app doesn't meet requirement 4.1 Notes from Testers: The app has declared access to network capabilities and no privacy statement was provided in the Windows Settings Charm. App failed the Perf test in the Windows ACK.